Anonymous asked: I'd rather stay anon just to shield my frail shy heart and ego. In fact as much as I have liked your post I don't even drop a "like" for fear of giving myself away but I like everything from your selfies to your personal posts. I tell you, your my online crush! : )

Well, isn’t that sweet. I assure you I ain’t all that, but thanks for thinking I’m pretty cool! Sometimes we all need a little pick me up. I hope you have a wonderful day!

"Imma be there in 5 minutes"

- Classic African American tall tale  (via squirtelle)

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versaceslut:

me:

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you:

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nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

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mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

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daniellaaxox:

nowadays 16 & 17 years old couples be spending the night at each others houses

not sure how y’all parents are but mine don’t play that shit

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"Do you know what really turns me on? What I find incredibly sexy? Kindness."

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chicken-fingers:

this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group

it’s actually really perfect for all ages because when kids learn this stuff early in life it stays with them 

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haveigonetoofar:

been there.

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