Anonymous asked: I'd rather stay anon just to shield my frail shy heart and ego. In fact as much as I have liked your post I don't even drop a "like" for fear of giving myself away but I like everything from your selfies to your personal posts. I tell you, your my online crush! : )

Well, isn’t that sweet. I assure you I ain’t all that, but thanks for thinking I’m pretty cool! Sometimes we all need a little pick me up. I hope you have a wonderful day!

"Imma be there in 5 minutes"

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versaceslut:

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thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

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lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

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daniellaaxox:

nowadays 16 & 17 years old couples be spending the night at each others houses

not sure how y’all parents are but mine don’t play that shit

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"Do you know what really turns me on? What I find incredibly sexy? Kindness."

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