Anonymous asked: I'd rather stay anon just to shield my frail shy heart and ego. In fact as much as I have liked your post I don't even drop a "like" for fear of giving myself away but I like everything from your selfies to your personal posts. I tell you, your my online crush! : )
Well, isn’t that sweet. I assure you I ain’t all that, but thanks for thinking I’m pretty cool! Sometimes we all need a little pick me up. I hope you have a wonderful day!
- Classic African American tall tale (via squirtelle)
I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH
with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us
yeah they’re called the staff
nowadays 16 & 17 years old couples be spending the night at each others houses
not sure how y’all parents are but mine don’t play that shit